The 9 best vehicles for the Canadian zombie apocalypse. Speaking purely for myself, Im really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse. Just think of it no line ups at Starbucks, no more Beliebers on Twitter, a huge reduction in traffic, and if you see someone shuffling along slowly with a downcast gaze its perfectly socially acceptable to sneak up and smack them upside the head with a cricket bat. You cant do that today to someone glued to their i. Phone. Mores the pity. Granted, there are a few teensy drawbacks such as the collapse of civilized society. The Coming Software Apocalypse. A small group of programmers wants to change how we codebefore catastrophe strikes. A.jpg' alt='Apocalypse Now Dual' title='Apocalypse Now Dual' />NORTH Koreas nuclear tests and missile launches have seen an escalating crisis in the region go from bad to worse. As Kim Jongun continues his sabrerattling with. Civilized society didnt I already mention no more Justin Bieber concerts, ever Totally worth risking having your leg bitten off by a half rotted gym teacher if you ask me. Now, when the zombocalypse comes to Canada, our transportation needs are going to change somewhat. Therell be little use in popping down to your local convenience store to scan the Consumer Reports listings. Firstly, everybody at CR will probably be long zombiefied, and secondly we all know what happens when you go into a 7 1. Read this list carefully because these are the 25 things you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. Concerning the timing of the rapture, the apostle Paul wrote Now we beseech you, brethren, by concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by concerning. The Bridget Jones actor is now a dual BritishItalian citizen, because of the uncertainty around. 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Apocalypse Now Dual' title='Apocalypse Now Dual' />Six wheels, ten tires, four General Motors electric traction motors, and a 1. L 1. 6 cylinder 3,3. That oughta do it for the Canadian zombie apocalypse. Right. No sense mucking about with lift kits for that Hyundai heres the one time largest truck to ever exist. It is simply enormous, built to a scale that boggles the mind. Seven metres high. Eight metres wide. Twenty metres long. Six wheels, ten tires, four General Motors electric traction motors, and a 1. L 1. 6 cylinder 3,3. That oughta do it. Granted, there is just one of these behemoths, located as a display in the small mining town of Sparwood BC. Its a prototype unit built in London, Ontario, as the first of an intended run that never really materialized. The colossal size of the Titan makes it a virtual rolling fortress, and welding on all sorts of bits to keep zombies from clambering aboard should be no problem. Whats more, the carrying capacity of 3. Titan can carry a small village on its back, complete with vegetable farm, a small herd of livestock, and maybe a badminton net. Hey, why not Its admittedly not the fastest way to get around, but think of it as a prairie crossing ship, always on the move to dodge roving bands of ravenous, brain eating zombies. I imagine that enormous diesel engines pretty hard on fuel, but you could probably set up some kind of bio fuel distillery as theres so much space. Majestic. Terra Bus. Well be renaming the Terra Bus the Terror Bus in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Well be renaming it of course. The Terror Bus is just too perfect a moniker not to use. Weve covered these rigs before and were immediately struck by just how amazing theyd be in the coming apocalyptic zombie infestation. Awesome Board Review Notes On A Scandal. Surefooted on any terrain, and capable of seating up to fifty six, the Terror Bus is built in Calgary and used as a tour coach for viewing glaciers. Last time I checked, the cast of the Walking Dead crew is now in Alexandria, Virginia, so everyone should have plenty of room to stretch out. Install a woodstove, armour plate the windows, get Daryl a nice wall rack for his crossbow, and itd be a cozy home away from home. The Brewster travel company has twenty two of these things, enough to travel in a convoy that would have any Mad Max types exiting stage left tout de suite. So there you have it if hands start bursting forth from their graves, take a vacation in Banff and bring your slim jim. Mitsubishi Delica If you live on Canadas west coast, chances are youll have access to one of the most capable Mitsubishi vans ever built. Of course, the zombie apocalypse may strike without warning, meaning youre going to have to use whats close at hand. If youre on the West coast, odds are youre going to have easy access to one of the most useful and capable vans ever built. Its narrow enough to squeeze through a gap in traffic, sure footed with four wheel drive, and you can sleep in it. Sure, maneuvering a right hand drive vehicle is a little trickier in traffic, but when said traffic is all trying to eat your sweet, sweet, delicious brain, you just run them over anyway. Thanks to Canadas fifteen year grey market rules, the Mitsubishi Delica is readily available, and cannibalizing one for extra parts should be easy. Think of it as a slightly quicker and more reliable Volkswagen Vanagon Synchro, as well as your camperized escape from the city into the countryside. Honda Civic Go Bag. If you need a quick escape during the zombie apocalypse, the Honda Civic makes a fine stand in. Especially the Si coupe. Zombies wont be the only danger out there on the road. With the breakdown of the social contract favouring those who are good at swinging a bat, youll have to keep your guard up on the road. That means youre going to need to be quick on the move, and if you dont have the good luck to be living on a six wheeled city or in a convoy of giant Terror busses, then some ubiquitous crafty quickness is needed. Enter the Honda Civic. Theres a good reason the Civic is perennially the most stolen car in Canada. Its also the most common passenger car, taking top sales marks for well over a decade now. If youre only going to rely on one machine to get you going, you should always be able to find some kind of Civic in whatever small town youre passing through, and ditch it if you run into trouble. But an ordinary Civic might not me quick enough to effect a getaway, and this is where the go bag comes in. This is based on an thoroughly irresponsible article I read years ago that described how to make a portable nitrous system in a duffelbag that could be swapped into rental cars. Obvious disclaimer do not do this. Additional disclaimer until after the zombie apocalypse once that happens, all bets are off. With your temporary Civic hopped up on N2. O, you should be able to leave any bad guys in your dust, and if the motor blows, just pick up the next Honda you come across. Hgglunds BV2. 06. If the zombie apocalypse strikes and youre near a military base, there is only one suitable vehicle the Hgglunds BV2. But what if the zombie apocalypse strikes while Im stuck in some creepy military base you ask. Good question. In my experience, zombie apocalypses pretty much only happen when people go to the hospital, visit the mall, or get stuck in a creepy military base. In Canada, getting trapped in a base is no problemo, not when youve got the keys to a BV2.